Biden’s Virtual “Tampa Rally” Was a Hilarious Unmitigated Technical Disaster

The Coronavirus has infected and hammered the final nail in the Biden campaign.

OPINION: I have a new nickname for Biden…”Glitchy Joe.”  This guy has more technical difficulties than any modern political candidate I’ve ever witnessed. It’s as if he has a crew of the most un-savvy technical clodhoppers running his “virtual campaign.”

If he were coherent he’d fire them all. Speaking of that, it doesn’t help that Joe comes off as a completely clueless buffoon who still thinks teens today listen to phonographs.

Today’s virtual “Tampa rally” was a total mess.

Firstly, the Biden team is trying too hard to make this frail old man look “cool” by having him hobble into his house from his own backyard wearing sunglasses. So silly. But that’s when everything went completely haywire. Joe’ image on screen looked like that creepy girl-demon from “The Ring” movie and his voice sounded like Darth Vader the “golden years,” all garbled and glitchy.

Who can take this fumbling coot seriously?

You can watch the video below:


He just looks so wildly impact and incapable. I am still waiting for the Democrats to replace him. They can’t be serious with this goofball.

This opinion piece was written by Missy Crane on May 9, 2020. It originally appeared in and is used by permission.

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