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				<title>Goldie Hawn Laughs Off Meryl Streep’s Claim About Having a ‘Beef’ on ‘Death Becomes Her’ Set [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>Michael Rapaport Erupts at NY Gov. Kathy Hochul Over Anti-Israel Synagogue Protest: ‘Resign in Shame’ [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>VA Supreme Court Strikes Down Dem&#8217;s&#8217; Gerrymandered House Map as Unconstitutional Power Grab [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>‘She Got Everything Else of Mine’: Brandi Glanville Throws Shade at LeAnn Rimes Over ‘RHOBH’ Rumors</title>
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				<title>Jaime Pressly Is the Latest Celebrity Joining OnlyFans so She Can “Evolve With the Times”</title>
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				<title>Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s &#8216;Goop&#8217; Attack on &#8216;Super Rich White Dudes&#8217; Backfires Spectacularly</title>
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				<title>Kelly Clarkson Ends Talk Show and Returns to The Voice to Focus on Her Family</title>
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				<title>Kris Jenner Reveals Ozempic Made Her ‘So Sick’ Before She Found Success Using Peptides</title>
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				<title>Whoopi Goldberg Ignites Backlash After Boasting She Yells at Her Staff</title>
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				<title>Kamala Harris Wants Democrats to Publicly Air Out 2024 Campaign Failures</title>
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				<title>Rep Burchett Pushes for Consequences After Justin Pearson&#8217;s Explosive Clash With State Trooper [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>Ron DeSantis Obliterates Obama With Perfect One-Line Takedown Over DOJ Hypocrisy</title>
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				<title>NYT&#8217;s Woke Hiring Quota Exposed: White Guy Was Too Competent for the Job [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>Director Kash Patel Details How FBI Stopped Four Suspected Terror Attacks Recently [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>Criminal Illegal Alien Confesses to Stealing Seniors’ Savings in Nationwide “Grandparent” Scam</title>
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				<title>CNN’s Harry Enten Shoots Down Media Fantasy That President Trump Is Losing GOP Support [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>Judge Rules President Trump DOJ Can Retain 2020 Georgia Ballots Seized by FBI [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>John Kennedy Blasts ‘Best Buds’ Obama and Colbert: ‘Get a Room Already’ [WATCH]</title>
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				<title>Democrats Completely Melt Down as New Congressional Map Removes Only Black Majority District in Tennessee [WATCH]</title>
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