The Left and its elected officials hate Thanksgiving because it is a celebration of American history and traditional values. They celebrate their values on Mao’s birthday. One leftist, Democrat California Governor Gavin Newsom, is making a pathetic attempt to tell people to ignore the holiday. No one will listen. But that doesn’t stop him from weakly mewing his profound distaste for American tradition. Conservative celebrities, yes-there are some, are telling him to naff off.
FNC: “The guidelines, announced ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday, define gatherings as ‘social situations that bring together people from different households at the same time in a single space or place.’ The order requires the host of any private gathering to limit attendance to no more than three households and the duration to no more than two hours. Hosts should ensure guests gather only outdoors and promote physical distancing, frequent hand-washing or sanitizing and the use of masks or face coverings. In addition, singing, chanting, and shouting are strongly discouraged and should be avoided.” A two hour Thanksgiving. Yeah, that’s gonna happen. What’s he going to do, call out the Holiday Police and arrest the state? By the way, notice this only came out after the election?
Rob Schneider quipped, “Dear [email protected], During our allotted 3 family limit this Thanksgiving, if my Aunt comes over, can I throw her a slice of turkey from the window? We promise NOT to sing… we will all just whisper. ‘PLEASE RECALL DIPS— GAVIN NEWSON!’”
Adam Baldwin called the edict “ridiculously unenforceable,” while former game show host Chuck Woolery said Newsom was “bonkers.”
California’s Gavin Newsom goes bonkers issuing Thanksgiving COVID orders https://t.co/tIDUg9OGXK
— Chuck Woolery (@chuckwoolery) October 27, 2020
Objective reporting for the educated American.
Is Woolery still married to Jo Ann Pflug? If so, he should be listened to in all things, as he has proved his super judgment and exquisite taste.
Singer Cody Wolfe said, “Hey @GavinNewsom as a new California resident. I live in a condo. So therefore I can’t have my Thanksgiving outside, but its okay I’m coming over to your place to spread some holiday cheer all over your dining room table. Oh and as by legal right of the US constitution I’m not wearing a mask as I deem it to be unlawful and unconstitutional…You should be impeached for committing treason.” Wait. Thus guy actually moved to California? Who does that? Was he not getting enough human waste on his sidewalks back home?
James Woods said, “Just make a few signs protesting Trump. Then invite as many people as you want, and you’ll have no problem.” Exactly. Another California example of leftist hatred of America and especially of American history. Please, enough already. Let’s throw them out of the Union.
This piece was written by David Kamioner on November 16, 2020. It originally appeared in DrewBerquist.com and is used by permission.
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